jamjardines:

jamjardines:

MY FRIEND APRIL JUST TOLD ME THAT A GUY IN HER DORM BUILDING HAS A TATTOO OF A CAT RIDING A PIZZA SKATEBOARD AND IT SAYS “GET MEOWTA HERE”

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i wasn’t kidding okay

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refrgerator:

later is the best time to do anything

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misha-smiles:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

e-zekiel:

consulting-time-captain:

aro-rusco:

santajackharkness:

theladythorki:

steven-stone:

i love how other planet’s moons have cool names and then here we just have moon

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petition to rename the moon

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this entire site is on drugs

This is my favorite post ever and I will reblog it until I die

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officialwhitegirls:

primary source of income: when my mom gives me money to buy something and doesn’t ask for the change back

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I AM GROOT

slayboybunny:

everything is a competition unless I’m losing and then fuck off not everything has to be a competition asshole

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unconflated:

that moment when you mess up a word so often it becomes a default auto correct

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weavemunchers:

my personality is 30% the last movie I watched

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waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
waitress: sir please stop cyring

1atula:

1atula:

1atula:

guys im going to cr y

my middle name starts with i and my first name is carla

my parents got me the license plate icarla

i cant drive my car anymore im leaving the country

GUYS THE PLATE CAME IN AND THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT MISSPELT MY NAME

MY LICENSE PLATE SAYS ICARLY ON IT

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GUYS

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